Emmett

With a PON-smile and a fierce barking sound
He pulls the showring border fences down

Helpless pro handlers in their dog show vans
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them

He picks up a brush and he throws it back down
As he wades through the Bulldogs toward the Best in Show ring

Oh no, they say he’s got to go
Go go Ponzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes Lanesboro
Go go Ponzilla, yeah

Rinji news o moshiagemasu !                                (News Break !)
Rinji news o moshiagemasu !                                (News Break !)
Ponzilla ga ginza hoomen e mukatte imasu !         (PONZILLA is heading for the Ginza !)
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai !                              (Seek shelter immediately !)
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai !                              (Seek shelter immediately !)

Oh no, they say he’s got to go
Go go Ponzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes Lanesboro
Go go Ponzilla, yeah

History shows again without grudges
How nature points up the folly of judges

Ponzilla!